Prompt
My fellow Americans, Today, I’d like to announce that I’m resigning. Not because I want to— but because, frankly, nobody here likes me anymore. Which is ridiculous. World leaders love me. Many, many of them say I’m “fun.” Putin even said I had “elite vibes.” Very strong. The strongest vibes. But you? You complain. All the time. A nation of whiners. Honestly? You don’t deserve me. So I’m taking my presidency and going home to finally focus on what really matters: my golf game. Good luck without me. You’re going to miss this. I was the best.
Created by: AnonymousJan 13, 2026
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